That girl from earlier who was talking about how racism only happens if you’re too sensitive and that words are just words is now talking about how funny she thinks the people she’s hurt are and that she’s going to smoke a bowl and watch this week’s Game of Thrones and not care about any of this
Given that according to her words only have what meaning you give them I’ve gone ahead and spoiled the next two seasons of Game of Thrones in her inbox but don’t worry it’s okay she’ll forget how to read
okay now i’m listening to all the music i have by him that i had forgotten about that i can’t believe i had forgotten about. swing version of stairway to heaven? travesty or brilliance? jli this one is for you.
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so once upon a time many, many years ago i made a friend on neopets. he lived in austria and i lived in western canada so we were seldom online at the same time but we exchanged messages and calls which went on for years on-and-off. years later, much older now, he decided to go on a trip along north america’s west coast and since that was close enough we were able plan to meet each other and that is still one of the coolest days i’ve ever had, i think.
he dedicates songs to me every now and then for birthdays and things and this one is probably one of my favourites.
keep a breathalyzer by your computer. if you blow under a .28 you’re not ready to write
lol look at this asshole.
okay so i messaged him saying “that ann coulter post was fake and meant to be satirical, by the way.” and he responds basically saying that well, it doesn’t actually matter, i would be happy believing false information because ann coulter is wacko anyway so who cares, sorry if i hurt your feelings though. so, since he seemed to have missed the point, i decided to message him again and this is what i got back.
so basically this dude: yeah checking sources is good i guess but wahhh it’s work and impractical and who cares if it was false information it was obviously a joke (please forget that i didn’t know it was a joke)!
lololol and then he goes “I DON’T MEAN TO BE THAT GUY” but then proceeds to be exactly that guy.
this reaction is my favourite so far.
what if marcy floats away sometimes when she goes to sleep
(the movie was booooooooring bonnibelle)
what’s even funnier now is that the people i messaged about it with a “psst that was satirical, be careful” are getting defensive. oh, it was like 4am, i’m not normally like that! or yeah but she easily could have said it, it’s not my fault it was believable. like, are you people for real? just own up to the fact that you made a mistake and promise you’ll do better next time. until then you are not excused.
the reactions to that satirical ann coulter thing is pissing me off so much.
how did you not see how photoshopped that picture was
how did you get suspicious about the lack of source or link to an official news source
how did you not detect the blatant fucking joke